Top 5 Songs Composed During Quarantine that Don't Suck

Many an artist was bitten by the song bug during quarantine, including the likes of Bono, John Bon Jovi, Alicia Keys, and Pitbull. But whatever reassurance we may get, knowing that famous musicians don't know what the hell to do with themselves any better than we do, here we've pieced together five homemade compositions which actually make some sort of an effort to redeem us from our lusterless purgatory.

#5: Lady Leshurr - "Quarantine Speech"

Caribbean freestyle queen in her apartment.

#4: Snow Tha Product - "NoWhere To Go" (QUARANTINE LOVE)

Never heard of her, but she just put everyone's isolation game to shame here.

#3: Todrick Hall - "Mask, Gloves, Soap, Scrubs"

So this one shouldn't totally count, since it's actually a parody cover... of himself.

#2: New Kids on the Block - "House Party"

Unexpected 90s throwback, just ignore the fact that you're not actually supposed to have house parties during Covid, and enjoy. Featuring Boys II Men, Naughty By Nature, Jordin Sparks & Big Freedia.  

Honorable Mention: iMarkkeyz - "Coronavirus" (Feat. Cardi B)

Not really a song, but... let's be honest, this should really be number one.

#1: Randy Newman - "Stay Away"

This should be the official anthem of the quarantine, maybe also the official anthem of everything.